The Imp of the Perverse

Hello to All

Tue, 17 May 2005 01:23:47 GMT

So I never ever ever update this live journal thing, but I must!!! Oh I must!! I just got home from me ol’ country—Ireland that is!! Dublin to be exact. Dublin is booming. It's young and it is crazy! We went to the countryside to Jerry’s home in Drogheda. It’s so amazingly beautiful. You can see the north of Ireland from his kitchen and front room window. It was one of the most beautiful homes and views I have ever seen. So, who is Jerry you ask? Jerry is amazing!! I met the most adorable red headed green eyed girl in the whole wide world. Her name was Serilith. She watches Friends all the time. I wanted to take her home, or at least have one that looked and spoke like her. So extremely well spoken for a 5 year old. So, I concluded I need to find me a redheaded Irish boy in order to fulfill this! Not so hard with the ones I know! Anyways, I also saw Queen featuring Paul Rogers of Bad Company and Free. It was pretty sweet. I got so very plastered my first night there. In the washroom I met some girls from Whales. They may have been hitting on me but it was fun! Then there was Owen, but I don’t remember that all so clear. Oh my. Mike and I stubbled back to the room and I passed out only to be sick all the next morning. I learned what a fag is. I believe it went like this… “Where is Mick?” “Oh he went to find a fag.” Also known as a cigarette. And last is the fashion! Oh the fashion! The Irish are hip. I bought me some clothes. All in all I had a blast for the short time I was there. I met some really amazing people including Mike and Trish’s families. I am going back next summer no doubt! Then as I arrived back in Chicago, I received a text from some of my irish speaking buddies back home. All hail Ireland or something like that!!

Ah, on another note my grandfather is dying. We received the message from home. I can’t explain it, but everything happens for a reason. I pray that God takes him if not tonight then soon. No one should have to live like that. He has been through so much and deserves to be at peace.

Ok I am out and I will probably never post on this thing again, but my trip was worth a short posting.

And happy birthday Miss Tisza.

Mon, 25 Oct 2004 17:28:53 GMT

You preferred Kerry's statements 100% of the time

Voting purely on the issues you should vote Kerry

Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues?

Find out now!

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Tue, 14 Sep 2004 13:20:40 GMT

rosh hashana starts tomorrow.

[the end]

Wed, 08 Sep 2004 18:14:39 GMT

some things just make me laugh.

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 21:18:05 GMT

Greetings Danielle --

Here is your horoscope for Tuesday, August 24:

You're looking for attention from one particular person. Chances are very good that you'll have it, too. Still, you should be careful what you wish for. And just this once, try to curb your enthusiasm. Outwardly, at least.

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 20:03:58 GMT

Last week consisted of-- Too much to handle? WHAT?! I don’t know what that means? I love JaNean though. “I couldn’t handle Danielle,” proceeded in time by “I guess it’s me and you…When do you want to go out?” Followed by “I thought she was too much for you to handle?” Closing statement “Naw, I just want her to think she is!” I love men, although sometimes I hate them!! Supposedly I am retarded. At least JaNean says so. She told me she never wants to work that hard again. I still don’t know.

Today consisted of – “I don’t know what it means.” Huh? But, Rory thinks I’m hot!! I win, you loose!!! Haha!

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 15:53:54 GMT

Weird. I have no idea. None whatsoever. Weird. I don’t even know what to say. It’s crazy and weird. Crazy. Weird. Yep. That’s weird.

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 18:25:23 GMT

yep, love! it's all love. i guess if for 5 minutes you can make my tired ass smile, then it's love.

Thu, 12 Aug 2004 15:04:59 GMT

OMG WHY DO I CARE?!?! WHY?

Thu, 12 Aug 2004 14:03:09 GMT

Let me see. I woke up this morning to knocking on the door. I was pissed. Come to find out the kid on the second floor received a surprise visit for the State of Illinois POs. I guess when you are on probations you need to watch out. It was ‘Bad Boys’ style. I was gonna start singing. What else? Tracey becomes a north side chicky once again. I am super stoked!! It’s reunion time. This means watching football, drinking in the afternoon, eating pizza, and watching football. Did I mention football? In other news—I have a new nickname. Just ask Slut Face Killah! Ass. I’m in love once again. Hardy har har. I want to go shopping after work. Horseback riding, eh? Sunday I am going to Quincy to see my pops. It’s so sad. I wish he wasn’t so far away. I guess you never know though. I need to chill with my girls. All of my girls. I also need a drink. Cheers.

Wed, 11 Aug 2004 17:42:01 GMT

i'm seriously in love. it's so lame!

things suck real bad, but i'm in love!! LOVE!

I'M SUPER LAME.

wow. i'm a huge creep. that's awesome.

AHA!

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 20:24:51 GMT

Greetings Danielle --

Here is your horoscope for Tuesday, August 10:

You can stop questioning your sanity. You're probably right about the cutie you'd swear has been flirting with you. Don't get involved too fast or too soon, though -- it's safer to take it slow right now.

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 20:23:26 GMT

Fri, 06 Aug 2004 21:00:09 GMT

oh how i laugh my ass off at work!!! omg!! HAH!! LOL!! i'm a freak!

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 16:36:44 GMT

Greetings Danielle --

Here is your horoscope for Thursday, August 5:

You may not recognize the voice at first, but you'll definitely know it by the time your heart starts urging you to give it another shot. Just be sure you've got new solutions to any old problems.

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 17:29:14 GMT

Greetings Danielle --

Here is your horoscope for Wednesday, August 4:

You may think you're ready to catch up on some sleep, but don't get into your jammies just yet, and don't ignore the phone. A wonderful invitation could be en route. You won't want to pass on this one.

that's funny because i just fell asleep. i'm so fucking tired. I NEED SLEEP.

Tue, 03 Aug 2004 17:42:46 GMT

MY TUMMY HURTS AND IM IN CAPS. HELLO CAPS. MY GRANDMA CAME HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL TODAY. THIS IS HER 3 THIRD TIME IN MONTHS AT THE HOSPITAL. FUN, EH? SHE’S LOADED WITH HARDWARE NOW! I NEED TO GET SOME COLOR. I AM GOING TO TRY AND BAIL HERE EARLY ON THURSDAY TO GET SOME SUN. FRIDAY MY POPS AND I ARE TAKING MELISSA TO SEE FLANAGEN’S WAKE. I’M STOKED LIKE AN OAK. I’M IN CAPS. DID I MENTION THAT ALREADY? I’M DONE FOR THE MOMENT. I THINK CHUCKY IS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING. THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON. WHEN IT RAINS, IT MAY POUR, BUT THERE IS ALWAYS SUN. LIFE IS FAR TOO SHORT. EVER WISH THAT YOU COULD GO THROUGH THE DAY NOT THINKING OF SOMEONE? EVER KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOU CARE, YOU DON’T WANT THIS? JUST TO GO THROUGH THE DAY WITHOUT A REMINDER, WITHOUT A GLIMSE, WITHOUT A MEMORY. THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER SETTLE AND THEY SAY YOU SHOULD GIVE PEOPLE CHANCES. JUST THINK, YOU COULD BE PASSING UP SOME REALLY DECENT ONES. IF YOU STOP YOURSELF FROM HAVING AN AMAZING TIME WITH SOMEONE, YOU ARE STOPPING YOURSELF FROM EXPERIENCING ALL THAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER YOU. JUST THINK, YOU CAN HAVE FUN WITH SOMEONE ELSE. SOMEONE ELSE CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH. HELL, SOMEONE ELSE CAN EVEN MAKE YOU CRY. IF SOMEONE ELSE CAN MAKE YOU FORGET FOR JUST ONE MOMENT, ONE DAY, ONE HOUR, OR EVEN ONE MINUTE, THAT CAN’T HURT CAN IT? SOMETIMES THAT’S ALL WE NEED. IF THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE, THEY WILL IN FACT BE. DON’T SHORT CHANGE YOURSELF FOR FEAR OF FORGETTING, FOR FEAR OF BEING HAPPY, FOR FEAR OF LIFE. SOMETIMES THE ONE YOU THINK YOU LOVE, ISN’T THAT ONE WHO LOVES YOU. SOMETIMES WE GET SO WRAPPED UP IN SOMEONE THAT WE DON’T SEE WHAT IS IN FRONT OF US, WE DON’T SEE THE POTENTIAL OTHER’S HAVE TO OFFER US, WE DON’T SEE ANYTHING. DEEP DOWN I THINK WE EACH KNOW…I KNOW I KNEW AND I KNOW I KNOW. JUST TO FORGET FOR ONE DAY. JUST ONE DAY.

Tue, 03 Aug 2004 13:16:54 GMT

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Mon, 02 Aug 2004 21:53:52 GMT

It’s awesome that on the day I restart my diet, I get called fat! There is a reason that I gained weight in the first place and it’s not because I’m pregnant. Oh man the people here make me laugh. I’m quitting. I’m giving up on life. I kid of course. It’s funny because I told my dad that my baby was getting large and that I didn’t to loose it. I even worked out last night. Today was totally like that ‘Thank You” commercial where the woman is like “Aww when’s your due date?” The end I’m going home.

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 19:12:57 GMT

I WANT TO GO HOME!

i just wanted to say that obama made me proud!!!

i spent 5-10 watching the democratic convention with papa o. i love my dad. he seriously rocks so much.

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 19:02:49 GMT

EXHIBIT A:

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misjudged my limits
pushed me too far
took me for granted
you thought that i needed you more

CONCLUSION:

i've got to let it go and leave it gone
just walk away, stop it going on

[i get too scared to jump if i want too long, but maybe someday...]

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 17:34:49 GMT

this is going to be a random post, but i am a randam gal. i realized how awesome someone is today. he is way cool. talking with him and joking around is just like being with one of my close friends. that's pretty rad. i guess when you have a "crush" on someone you never get the time to realize how fucking rad they are because you are mad retarded. i made a new friend. YAH!

HUGE DORK, yep i sure am!

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 15:03:38 GMT

I am totally lame! LAME! It would be awesome if Sean would call me. Whatever. Sometimes I think you know when to bring me down. Oh wait, you do! That’s pretty fucking awesome. Cheers to you! FUCK. I am completely over the Jew. It sounds crazy, but it’s true. I am also the mistress. HA! I kid of course!!! My luck is fucking awesome. Let me tell you. I had fun last night. I love my girls. I love text messaging each other. I love the booze. I love Cleo and Sean. I love when Steph’s phone and my phone do the do. I also enjoyed my weekend and my cousin. <3

On a side note: My cousin is being shipped to Iraq. It totally made me really sad Sunday when I thought about it. That sucks.

The Motha Fuckin’ End.

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 15:09:51 GMT

Starting Monday I’m back on my diet thanks to Miss Tisza. It’s no crazy diet, just like before! Yah. Then I will be all sexified and Jon will want to have my babies, or he will want me to have his babies. YAH! I, Robot ROCKED! The movie ROCKED. Will Smith not only ROCKED, but looked so damn sexy. I need to have sex with him, just once! So I am all about buying this car now, this is if I can get it for a reasonable price, in which my payments won’t kill me. I am really bad with money—bottom line. I want to get out of here early and go clean my room. Then I need to go get a pedicure and manicure. I am so lame these days and I love it. I want to get out of here at like 2, but that probably won’t happen. Oh well. Aight. I’m out!

Thu, 22 Jul 2004 13:54:54 GMT

Greetings Danielle --

Here is your horoscope for Wednesday, July 21:

Something you've only dared to dream about will resurface -- and you'll need to decide whether or not you're game to give it another shot. Bet you are.

Oh my a fly. My nose is running far far away. Yep, I got nothing. I feel like a fat ass. I went to lunch with Mike (Nike) and Trish yesterday, and then I got home at 5 and ordered Leona’s. After that I fell asleep. GO ME! I am not really sure what I am thinking. I am sort of disappointed, but not really. I guess I’ll just wait and see. Since I didn’t get much cleaning accomplished because I feel asleep, I get to clean today after work. YAH! I really don’t feel like being here. I have my Labor Day weekend planned and I told JaNean already! I go back to school really soon. It totally sucks, but then I graduate. YAH! The FUCKING Irish will kill you, although I was informed yesterday that I should be thankful I’m Irish. I give up. Well, I don’t really give up, but still. God hates me. Bottom line. It always seems like things are going awesome and then BAM BOOM BA, or something like that. I rock though, so no sweat. ENOUGH. I need to get back to work. Ta ta.